By: Marie

I’ve compiled some of the funniest, non-offensive pick-up lines ever used. These pick up lines are so bad, that they’re somehow good and funny. Give it a try, maybe love isn’t guaranteed but at least you’ll get laughs. Or alam 3la weshak, we’ll see.

WARNING: Use these pick up lines if you’re crazy or brave enough to handle the comebacks. 

• MsA rabena edalek kol 7aga gheir rakam telephoni
• Are you google? Cause you’re everything I’m searching for.
• What’s my shirt made of? Cause it looks like husband/boyfriend material.
• Howa inty esmek shams, uslek menawara 7ayaty
• When I saw you, I was like و
• Howa inty emtahan sanaweya 3ashan ganentili 3a2ly
• Will you be the na3na3 to my shay?
• Are you a Selena song? Cause I love you like a love song baby
• Howa inty el shams? 3ashan 7ayaty betlef 7waliki
• I’m no photographer, but I can picture me and you
• We’re not socks, but I think we would make a good pair
• Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical
• People are catching Coronavirus but it looks like the only thing I’m catching is feelings for you
• You know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u
• Do you want to be the pita bread to my hummus?
• Are you a dictionary? Because you’re adding meaning to my life
• Will you be the peanut butter to my jelly?
• Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers
• Are you sure you’re not tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day
• Have you been to the doctor lately? Because I think you are lacking some vitamin-me.

DISCLAIMER: I’m not responsible for any rad fe3l gheir zarif haye7sal after saying these pick-up lines.

Good luck.