20 Non-Offensive Pick Up Lines You Can Use to Slide Into DMs (or Send to Your Crush)

By: Marie

I’ve compiled some of the funniest, non-offensive pick-up lines ever used. These pick up lines are so bad, that they’re somehow good and funny. Give it a try, maybe love isn’t guaranteed but at least you’ll get laughs. Or alam 3la weshak, we’ll see.

WARNING: Use these pick up lines if you’re crazy or brave enough to handle the comebacks. 

  • MsA rabena edalek kol 7aga gheir rakam telephoni
  • Are you google? Cause you’re everything I’m searching for.
  • What’s my shirt made of? Cause it looks like husband/boyfriend material.
  • Howa inty esmek shams, uslek menawara 7ayaty
  • When I saw you, I was like و
  • Howa inty emtahan sanaweya 3ashan ganentili 3a2ly
  • Will you be the na3na3 to my shay?
  • Are you a Selena song? Cause I love you like a love song baby
  • Howa inty el shams? 3ashan 7ayaty betlef 7waliki
  • I’m no photographer, but I can picture me and you
  • We’re not socks, but I think we would make a good pair
  • Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical
  • People are catching Coronavirus but it looks like the only thing I’m catching is feelings for you
  • You know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u
  • Do you want to be the pita bread to my hummus?
  • Are you a dictionary? Because you’re adding meaning to my life
  • Will you be the peanut butter to my jelly?
  • Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers
  • Are you sure you’re not tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day
  • Have you been to the doctor lately? Because I think you are lacking some vitamin-me.

DISCLAIMER: I’m not responsible for any rad fe3l gheir zarif haye7sal after saying these pick-up lines.

Good luck.

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