By: Marie
I’ve compiled some of the funniest, non-offensive pick-up lines ever used. These pick up lines are so bad, that they’re somehow good and funny. Give it a try, maybe love isn’t guaranteed but at least you’ll get laughs. Or alam 3la weshak, we’ll see.
WARNING: Use these pick up lines if you’re crazy or brave enough to handle the comebacks.
- MsA rabena edalek kol 7aga gheir rakam telephoni
- Are you google? Cause you’re everything I’m searching for.
- What’s my shirt made of? Cause it looks like husband/boyfriend material.
- Howa inty esmek shams, uslek menawara 7ayaty
- When I saw you, I was like و
- Howa inty emtahan sanaweya 3ashan ganentili 3a2ly
- Will you be the na3na3 to my shay?
- Are you a Selena song? Cause I love you like a love song baby
- Howa inty el shams? 3ashan 7ayaty betlef 7waliki
- I’m no photographer, but I can picture me and you
- We’re not socks, but I think we would make a good pair
- Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical
- People are catching Coronavirus but it looks like the only thing I’m catching is feelings for you
- You know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u
- Do you want to be the pita bread to my hummus?
- Are you a dictionary? Because you’re adding meaning to my life
- Will you be the peanut butter to my jelly?
- Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers
- Are you sure you’re not tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day
- Have you been to the doctor lately? Because I think you are lacking some vitamin-me.
DISCLAIMER: I’m not responsible for any rad fe3l gheir zarif haye7sal after saying these pick-up lines.
Good luck.
