With Valentine’s Day coming up, I thought I’d give a shoutout to all those celebrating their break up this V-Day. Yes, I said celebrate. Nefsek f excuse tefkesy el diet? Ya mama farkesht mata3meleesh salata enaharda! Nothing can lift your spirit like devouring a nutella jar or ordering way too much McDonald’s and sitting wrapped around it in bed while you watch This is Us. It’s been said since forever: let food be thy medicine, and medicine be thy food. Here’s a list of my personal favorites!
Lama farhetek kolaha teegy men gowa kobayet el noodles, w enaha beteghaz f 3 da2aye2, te3rafy en enty tamam.
We all know the cliché, right? The one where you eat a whole tub of ice-cream in bed surrounded by tissues. Well, it’s a cliché for a damn good reason.
The only thing that should be weighing you down sis, is the bag of Mcdonalds you just got delivered.
There’s only one type of spiraling we’re going to be doing, and that will be with our fork, into our pasta.
5. Cheese Fries
Nothing like cheese fries to make up for the emotional talzee2 you didn’t get this winter.
When you say you’ve never sat with your hoodie on, diving headfirst into a jar of nutella with spoon in hand, we say, el kadab eih?
Only one pair of thighs we’re going to be dreaming of at night, and those are barbecue covered.
The only thing warmer than his embrace? Hot cinnabons (yes, plural) in the winter.