Sha2t Level: Creepy DMs – The Average DMs in an Egyptian Girl’s Inbox

By: Zeina Amr

Creepy boys are just filling up our DMs and we’re so sick of it! From guys who’re so bad at flirting we just feel bad for them to ones who are trying too hard and all the way to the ones being as idiotic and arrogant as sending unsolicited dick pics straight away. If you think that these things don’t exist and there aren’t people this ugly then you’re simply mistaken and haven’t been a victim of this harassment yet (yes it is harassment). Constantly texting someone on dm when they’ve shown no interest and being a nightmare of a stalker is harassment and obviously so is sending UNWANTED dick pics.

Okay this was supposed to take a much lighter and funnier path but I got nervous lol. Here are some cringe/vomit- worthy messages girls I KNOW PERSONALLY have been sent. Please note that these are the most appropriate ones and I had to remove some for being disgusting 🙂

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w hasana aleela temna3 balawy keteera..

This weirdo decided to invade my DMs and I honestly pity him! law had 3ayez yeksab fi sawab I’d gladly give you their username.

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This other weirdo thought it’d be a good idea to propose via Facebook messenger.. He left us wondering though: is he really that pathetic or simply an idiot?

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This is getting more and more creepy right? Well if you’re too surprised let me tell you this message was sent to 2 of my friends! A whole new level of desperate – fe3lan. 

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La gamed el saraha. How stupid are we to fall for such a childish trap? I really wanna know if this trick worked on anyone before…

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ana ha3ayat men kotr el mohn. I feel like drowning in the cheesiness right now but at least the guy’s being appropriate so let’s give him credit for that..

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zaman el mo3gezat rege3 ya gama3a! I’m getting goosebumps from how miraculous this is and definitely won’t let gedo down, right? Someone tell me what this guy might have been thinking because this is getting bizarre!

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bas keda? ah omal enta faker eh?

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May these creeps finally get the fact that this will NEVER work. We’re tired of the stalker-ish vibes and it’s getting scary to be honest. Stay safe girlies❤️

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