7 Types of Guys on Valentine’s

By: Fatima Abdalla

The cheesiest day of the year is just around the corner. Dabadeeb w flowers w chocolates w kol el hagat el cliché di, bas wallahy ahsan men mafeesh. W tab3an beykoon fih welad keda met3awdin neshofhom kol sana beye3melo nafs el hagat bezabt. So, here’s a list of the 7 types of guys we see on valentine’s day:

1- El fe 3alam tany

Dah sahbeto sa3bana 3alaya awyy wallahy 3shan dih law mesahba el sawa2 kan ehtam beeha f eftakarha b ayy haga fel valentine’s aktar men keda. el moshkela en el shakhs dah beyeb2a mesh 3aref aslan en it’s valentine’s day w yes7a yetfage2 keda w yes2al “eda howa men emta wel valentine beyigi youm arba3?” saba7 el foll ya3ni hadretak 3amel demagh ehh bezabt? Heya ta2reeban hatfarkesh ma3ah ba3d el mawkef dah bas mesh moshkela howa hatla2uh aslan kan nasy esmaha.

2- El me3afen

Aka “el beyekhla3 beshyaka”. Dah el wesekh el beyigi yemsek fe ayy 7aga yetkhane2 ma3aki 3aleha youmen abl valentine’s 3shan mayelbessh fe hedeya w khoruga zai kol sana. Aw mesh hayetkhane2 ma3aki wala haga bas yegilek men gher hedeya w ye2ool “ya habebty 3id el hob dah youm wahed bas, bas ana hafdal ahebek tool 3omry” aw “heya ya3ni el hedeya el hatesbetlek enni bahebek?” Edem awyy el gaw dah wallahy endafo shwaya ba2a da howa youm fel sana.

3- El mota7ames gedan

Dah mestani el valentine’s mel sana el fatet.. ta2reeban 3shan awel marra yesa7eb fa masada2 ba2a yeb2a 3ando date w keda. Gai ye7a2a2 a7lamo mel akher, aslo kol sana beyshoof sohabo going on dates w nazleen yegibo gifts w keda w howa kan single kol sana bas elh el sana di 3eref yesh2ot. Dah ba2a momken ye3zemek 3ala fancy dinner w yegeblek ahla hedeya momken tegilek w kol el hagat el cliché awi di gai yegarrabha le awel w ta2reeban akher marra ma3aki.

4-Cutest best friend

Dah ay bent single beteb2a mehtagah aktar men ayy haga. Beykoon el boy best friend el beyhebek awy w betes3abi 3aleh fa betla2ih gayelek be chocolates walla flowers walla ayy haga yehasesek beeha en fih had mohtam beeki w ye3adilek beeha el youm dah 3ala kher. Beyediki emotional support keda kan nefsek fih awy. Ew3y bas matgebilush haga enty kaman 3shan hayeb2a shaklek wehesh awy.

5- El khayen

Dah el mesa7eb aw beyzabat aktar men wa7da fa beyekrah el youm dah aktar men ayy 7aga 3shan beyfalles khales beyegblo talat aw arba3 hadaya keda w beykharag kol wahda feehom. Hatla2ih 3amel schedule el howa: men 5 le 6 ma3 hana w men 7 le 8 ma3 sarah w men 9 le 10 ma3 laika 3shan mandaya3sh wa2t. Dah el shakhs el beykhosh yeshteri 5 gift cards maktoob 3alehom “you’re my one and only”.. tab ezai fahemni bas? bas isa rabena hayente2em menno w yekhallih yebadel el hadaya.. yeah karma is a bitch

6- Souma el 3ashe2

3arfeen el 3eino bete2leb heart eyes w hayato beteb2a kolaha dabadeeb w flowers w aghani tamer hosny awel ma valentine’s day yeegi? Beykoon shakhs romancy bas over shwaya (aw ketir) tehesi ennek a3da ma3 wahda sahbetek men kotr ma el regoula ekhtafet men 3ando. Kalamo kolo beyeb2a ya rohy w ya hayaty w ya alby w el hagat el betshell di. Te7esi keda en valentine’s day ma3mool 3shano wallahy.

7-El magroo7

Dah sahbeto fakasetlo youmen abl valentine’s day ba3d ma kan gabalha el chocolates fa karar yefta7ha w yakolha howa bala waga3 demagh el banat. Beyes3ab 3alaya awy wallahy 3shan etfakaslo f wa2t wehesh awy. Dah akeed sahbeto rahet le wahed haykharagha khoruga ahla wala yegebla hedeya tanya walla haga, level gedid khales mel wasakha lol.

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