7 Things You Should Never Do Wenta Betzabbat Ay Bent

By: Fatima Abdalla

Ento ka welad, sa3at ketiiir bet7awlo te3melo hagat fakrenha hatenfa3 ma3ana but they turn out to be THE BIGGEST TURN OFFS EVER! Well, we won’t leave you clueless for long, here are 7 things you should NEVER do wento bet7awlo tezabato ay bent.

1- “Ana mezabat banat masr kolaha”

Mesh gamed enta keda lama tewariha enak mezabat kol bent f masr abl keda heya keda mesh hategri warak khales 3ala fekra, bel 3aks hatshoof ennak betel3ab beehom and she’ll automatically assume that you didn’t truly love ay wa7da menhom aslan fa hateb3ed 3annak 3shan that’s exactly what she doesn’t want: a fuckboy 🙂

 

2-“Heya zai gherha”

La2, mesh el mafrood teb2a zai gherha khales ba2a. El bent el bet7awel tezabatha lazem te give her more attention than other girls, tebayenlaha enaha benesbalak mesh zai ay bent tania. Asl if you flirt m3aha ketir w shafetak be te flirt ma3 kaza bent kaman akeed hat2oul: “Ahh dah tele3 be ye treat kol el banat keda ba2a” aw “howa keda beyheb meen fina?” Don’t even make her question it, she has to be sure en enta 3ayezha heya bas.

 

3- “El gazma di papi gabhali rekhisa awi be 800€ bas”

No no no, just don’t show off, please. We really don’t give a fuck el gazma wel 7ezam dol be kam. Heya keda mesh hathebak wallahy heya hat2ool 3alek tafeh w beta3 mami w papi. This doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t dress well, bel 3aks do so 3shan it really is a turn on lel banat but just don’t mention el prices w yekoon el convo kollo 3an lebsak w feloos mami w papi 3shan hatenzel fe nazarha fashkh.

 

4- Matet2alsh zeyada bas mateb2ash madloo2 awy

That’s probably the most important one. Start off smoothly keda w mateb2ash madloo2 awy 3shan heya keda probably hat2oul le sohabha ennak betegri waraha. Bas bardo keep in mind enak law te2elt 3aleha awy hatezha2 mennak w te2ool “akalemo leih aslan ana 3ayza menno eh?” w “beyet2al 3alaya leih dah faker nafso meen.” Aham haga hena enak te balance, ya3ni some sweet talk w cute calls are necessary bas mesh too much 3shan heya mat7essesh enak too desperate.

 

5-Don’t pop the question till you’re 100% sure

Mesh 3shan aletlak “ily” marra abl keda teb2a hatwafe2 tesa7bak. Girls like to be nice to most guys fa her being nice to you doesn’t necessarily mean enaha bet7ebak w yalla teru7 tes2alha w yeb2a shaklak we7esh fel akher. Estana le7ad ma tet2aked kwayes awy that she feels the same way. Bas don’t worry she’ll probably give you hints keda bardo if she wants you to pop the question bas aham haga do it fel wa2t el sa7 3shan law sa2alt w aletlak la2, things will be really awkward between you ba3d keda w later on lama yigi el wa2t el sa7, you’ll lose the chance 3shan akeed hateb2a khayef tesma3 nafs el rad tani..

6- “Usl my exes kano” 24/7

Mesh lazem lama te2ollak en sushi is her favorite food tehkelha 3an your first date ma3 salma el kan fe mori sushi w lama te2ollak en hunger games is her favorite movie te2olaha en enta w malak, your ex bardo konto bete3melo movie night w tetfarago 3aleh ma3 ba3d. E7na ka banat akeed mesh 3ayzeen nesma3 3an your exes khales ya3ni, don’t even mention them. You should be clever enough ennak te2olaha masalan “khalas bokra ne go out for sushi at 8 okay?”

7-“Et2al 3aleha shwaya bas”

If there is one misconception I’d want to clarify, it would be en “el tanaka betenfa3 ma3 el banat.” I’m pretty sure whoever said it hasn’t even had any contact with a girl before because enak tekun tenek w te2il w keda begad aktar haga betkhalli el bent te completely ignore your existence. Lama teshouf el message w matrodesh aw terod te2olaha “K” teb2a mel akher bethawel tekaraha feek as much as possible. Fakerha hategry warak keda? Haha bless your delusional heart.

Now you know why you’re always failing to get that one girl, sa7? Just avoid these 7 things and thank me later 😉

2 thoughts on “7 Things You Should Never Do Wenta Betzabbat Ay Bent

  1. 3amatan law el comment beta3y dah public yrb2a 5er we baraka el banat kolohom wes5in ya2ma beyel3abo bik ya2ma haya5douk 3ala enak a5ouhom ya2ma ah hatsa7ebha bas ba3d awel 2-3 weeks hayetla3 din omak (we no argue in that i’ve been in every situation) leh dayman te2oulo el regala wes5a we7na el daymn lazm ne3ml effort 3shn netnayel newsal le wa7da we a5retha ya hatsibo ba3d ya hatelbs fe nakad el so7obya aw el gawaz ya hayetla3 din omak 3shn bet7baha we msh ader te3ish men 9erha we heya msh 3arfa 3an 7obak dah asln (aw 3arfa bas betestahbl 3shn msh 3ayza el mawdou3 yeb2a awkward). Why do we bother ourselfs el 3alam el se7ry el enta we heya tayrin 3ala sa7aba dah msh mawgoud el e7na bendawar 3aleh da wahm, hata el hob beye2leb ma3 el wa2t le ta3awod we beyrou7 tab eh el lazma mel 5ara dah kolo mel awel 5aliko fe halko we eb3efo 3any tool 3omry bani2dm kowys we maba3mlsh shar fe had we agy ana a5od el 5azou2 el m5ary

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