5 Things Girls Hate About Guys

By: Lana Hazem

Guys, we don’t get you-and we probably never will- and from what I’ve heard, you don’t get us either. I’ll tell you some points that may give you a clue about what you do wrong with girls- and maybe, just maybe, you’d actually get over your ego and do something about it.

1- You Never Text First

-Aw ya3ny…rarely- ba3d el shar tab3an, law you texted first momken yegeelak shallal aw haga idk, begd wallahy what’s your point? We need answers boys, why don’t you ever text first?

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2- Your Mood Swings

They are worse than a girl on her period it would be all rainbows and sunshine ba3dein fag2a telwy boozak w when we ask why, you say “mafysh wallahy” w bet-continue telwy boozak, honesty is key, you need to tell us what’s wrong so we actually know what to do to make it better- msh hashem 3ala dahr eedy ya3ny-…

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Let’s just take a moment girls, i want you to think of a list of all the guys that have gave you a word and then “poof” disappeared- let me tell you it’s a freaking long list- imagine the scenario, you’re talking to a guy and you’re flirting and all is well and then khalas ya3ny el howa kol el nas mestaneyako tetsahbo or sth, then tes7i mn el noum tela2ih 3amelek block, aw saheb, aw alab gay- jk jk- and when you confront him- “enty okhty yabenty” or “ana kont bahazar”edaahhhhh begddd, asl you like flirt with your sister peace eshta. Ana haskot 3ashan law kamelt msh hanekhlass.

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4- You Talk Absolute Bullshit

“Shayef el bent el henak dy? Dy hatmoot w tekalemni wana menafadlaha” w i bet you en she doesn’t even know your name. That’s just one example of the shit you talk, guys have the ability of taking a very small issue, and making a fictional novel out of it, God help us walahy.

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5- Empty Apologies

After “the fight” you would come back and apologize w msh hate3mel haga tedaye2ha tany w you cannot live without her w like brainless idiots, we believe you, well girl, jokes on you howa bas beysaketek 3shan msh 3ayez waga3 demagh.

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I’m not talking about all guys out there bas so many boys these days have one of these god awful traits and if you’re a guy reading this and you do one of the above, aboos eidoko change that trait/action cause kda msh hayenfa3.

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